Men, always trying to make themselves longer.
And have any of the women here seen a spam e-mail of a device which made me cringe when I saw it. It was a spring-loaded gallows of sorts for the "virile appendage". The idea apparently is to place constant traction on the "thing" to lengthen it. Of course how you prevent loss of circulation, or get a night's sleep with something pulling on you is something I haven't found out, nor will I. Ever.