What I think they should do is, bring the sorry excuse for a human to your house, tied up, mouth duct taped, eye lids forced to stay open and strapped to a chair. They are then forced to sit there for hours as some try to find help to fix this problem that they created in the first place. Let them listen to the screaming kids that many of us have as we try to do our jobs in between fixing their little joke. Also, since they can't eat for long periods of time from the duct tape on their mouths, we have a big plate of cheese burgers in front of us with a nice icy pop, as we fix their problem. They will be forced to watch as we slop down 4 cheese burgers, and enjoy our pop while they sit watching us do so, and fixing their problem. Never mind it may take days since many have to actually work for a living and that they can't tell us how to fix it since they will be mouth taped, and tied up. Also since they can't close their eyelids, perhaps they would make great watchmen at night, staring at the monitor to see if anyone magically fixes our pc for us. Did I mention give the kids some sticks maybe, or silly string and have them play beat the virus maker? You know, this would be a great oportunity to take the little one with a dirty diaper and set them on the slime's lap while you try and fix your pc. You know when you get so mad and you say, boy if this person was in front of me right now!! Well, here's your chance! Also, a cattle prod may be handy for every time we see the word virus, we get to use it on the slime as a reminder of what they have done. Then if all gets fixed properly, you can then send them to the next person for whom they almost destroyed their OS yet again
Paul
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