Simplification Automation Transportation gone on vacation
Ok. This would be fantastic. I would be completely and absolutely wonderfied by this uh...gadget. If I could have anything like this, it would have to simplify my life.
I would want a girlfriend that would come with a remote control. Maybe a remote control for girlfriends? Anyways, it would have tons of buttons on it. e.g., cook hamburgers, clean golf clubs, CENSORED, CENSOREDx14, rub my back, cut my toe nails, what are you thinking?, don't ask me if you look fat today, wake-up, go to sleep, hate shoes, etc, etc, etc. Just think of the possibilities! Talk about simplification. yes I understand this sounds bad, but let's face it. If women had a remote control for us and we had one for them, the world would be pretty interesting.
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