Speakeasy forum: The Zombie Apocalypse has begun.

Indeed! lol

It has always been the movie fact, that zombies are bad. You want to avoid it all. Well, recently upon visiting my friend's kids, 3rd cousin removed, divorced from 2nd wife, and they knew me was invited to kids birthday party. Once there, the adults lament about not finding "zombie clothes" as gifts for the birthday kids, yes three of them have birthdays on the same week. Couldn't find temp tattooes, or whatever is hot with kids. Plus, I knew there are now "cardboard targets" for us adults to shoot at. man, what's with this zombie stuff? I have no desire to get zombie anything and find selling clothes that have removable sleeves to show "bones", yada, yada and they want x-dollars for it all, its too much for me. Whatever happened to "Cabbage Patch dolls, Hot Wheels", etc.? Ahhh for the old days or Hop-along-Cassidy, "children have you helped your parents clean the house"? -----Willy

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Personally I would use something that would prevent them from moving...lop off their legs and arms...This works

than I will be to them...they will be cannibal zombies

They also don't drip blood and walk funny. They're perfectly functional but somehow lost their soul and stayed alive instead of dying. Zombies are slaves that have become frozen in time. One doesn't fear zombies. One fears becoming a zombie.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/02/01/body-found-on-mural-in-ndp-leader-tom-mulcairs-parliamentary-office-during-restoration/

I'd believe it if it was some old opponent with a knife in their back.
Bob