As president, I will not increase the nations debt by trillions as has been done over the past 3-4 years
>> I think you meant the last 11-12 years. 
As president, I will not increase taxes and regulations on businesses that will ultimately be passed down to consumers.
>> Right, I'll just raise taxes on consumers directly, while reducing them even further for the "job creators" who aren't creating jobs and won't, because cutting their taxes has nothing to do with job creation.
As president, if a terrorist attack occurs at an US Embassy anywhere in the world I will not go to Las Vegas for a fund raiser especially around the anniversary of 9-11.
>> Right, I'll just spout off on it before having the facts, and then refuse to admit I had it all wrong.
As president, on any 9-11 anniversary my only radio interview of the day will not be in Miami, with some rap DJ called "Pimp With A Limp.." whatever.
>> That interview was pre-recorded and was broadcast on 9/11. I know, another annoying "fact."
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/09/obama-chats-with-pimp-the-limp-dj-laz-on-911-morn/
As president, I will not turn down interviews with foreign leaders at a UN conference in NY and then show up on The View, tv broadcast in NY.
>> He may have had good reason to turn down that meeting with Netanyahu. Netanyahu is pressuring him to start bombing Iran, and not meeting with him was a way of saying "I'll dictate US policy, not you."
As president, my UN ambassador and Sec Of State will not be eating Chinese and skipping a very important speech focused on security and lives of others in foreign nations ie... the nation of the leader I chose The View over.
>> Huh?
Finally- As president, I know how to balance the books and I know how to create jobs in America. Please join me on the morning of Nov 7th for celebration.
>> Well, he knows how to cook the books; not sure he knows how to balance them. And his record of job-creation in Massachusetts was not exactly stellar.
And the one you forgot:
As president, my first act will be to issue an executive order formally inviting 47% of the country, including veterans, the elderly and the working poor, to go F themselves.

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