Best jewish joke of the week shofar:
by Ziks511 - 11/28/06 11:15 PM
Sorry about treading on your territory Jonah.
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand in the middle of nowhere selling neckties.
The Talibani asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water, would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5".
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot Jew! Filthy Zionist! Israel should not exist! I do not need your overpriced ties. I need water! I should kill you, but first I must find water."
"OK" said the old Jew, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about 2 miles you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Talibani staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back to the Jewish man selling ties and said,
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie".