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Buzz Out Loud Lounge: What would Google look like during GMail Outage??

by robstak - 9/2/09 9:15 AM
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What would Google look like during GMail Outage??

by robstak - 9/2/09 9:15 AM

cuz i imagine everyone siting around eating tofu squares doing free pilates classes with new world music in the background, and then BAM!!! Code Red, everyone is scrambling into work mode/battle stations with red lights flashing and sirens blaring. you look at the work space and its just a ginormous factory floor full of faces aglow with computer screen mood lighting with the din of muttering and key clacks echoing in the emptiness. "vvtf is wrong?" "I dunno" "is it a virus? a hacker attack?" "zomg!"... and then everyone realizes that Steve the intern tripped over a cable and disconnected Google from all of the internet... God Steve is such a ******!

I think there is a south park similar to this, lol. but that's just what I imagined yesterday.

;) karl

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I'll take it a step further

by erier2003 - 9/2/09 9:28 AM In reply to: What would Google look like during GMail Outage?? by robstak

I imagine someone running into Eric Schmidt's office and telling him about the Gmail outage. Schmidt would then dash into the server room, take a look at the mass of red blinking lights, and mutter, "Oh, god, it's worse than I thought." He would then run over to a meeting room where Larry and Sergey were already waiting, along with the rest of the board (some of whom would be brought in by either Skype or hologram). He would then declare, "Folks, this is very serious. we're going to DEFCON 2."

Post 3 of 11

hahaha "Dear God..."

by robstak - 9/2/09 1:40 PM In reply to: I'll take it a step further by erier2003

It's like CTU in 24 all of a sudden... lol

Post 4 of 11

(NT) Where's Chloe O'Brien when you need her!!??

by robstak - 9/2/09 1:41 PM In reply to: hahaha "Dear God..." by robstak

Post 5 of 11

What would Google look like during GMail Outage??

by wizkids32 - 9/2/09 2:27 PM In reply to: What would Google look like during GMail Outage?? by robstak

It didn't bother me because I get my email on my iPod touch. I didn't even know it was down at all.

Post 6 of 11

Well

by Nicholas Buenk - 9/3/09 8:20 AM In reply to: What would Google look like during GMail Outage?? by robstak

I use imap and I didn't notice any outage.
Who is crazy enough to rely on a web app for email anyway!

Post 7 of 11

(NT) Thank you, John C. Dvorak.

by erier2003 - 9/3/09 8:28 AM In reply to: Well by Nicholas Buenk

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Don't get me wrong

by Nicholas Buenk - 9/3/09 9:21 AM In reply to: (NT) Thank you, John C. Dvorak. by erier2003

I love gmail, precisely because they're the only free email service that doesn't force me to use their web app, free imap is awesome.
But yeah, I fully agree with Dvorak's views on the cloud. :D

Post 9 of 11

(NT) lolz

by robstak - 9/4/09 9:53 AM In reply to: Don't get me wrong by Nicholas Buenk

Post 10 of 11

Something different

by n74jw - 9/4/09 6:43 PM In reply to: What would Google look like during GMail Outage?? by robstak

I actually thought of a lone tech in a walmart-sized building. Other admins, elsewhere made the changes, didn't tell the lowly tech and now his/her area of the Google Grid is on fire.

Scone anyone?

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(NT) rofl.

by robstak - 9/5/09 6:58 AM In reply to: Something different by n74jw

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